Now sit down and let me tell you what happened. *breathe in, breathe out*.
Although, I have to say that I was frantic not a few minutes back, when I saw that Bob's penis was all the way out. He was trying to hump one of his brothers. It seems the dog is in heat.
It was long. That...thing! About 3-4 inches longer than it should be. And what's weirder? The balls were also out!
So, there it was....hanging. I would've taken a picture. For posterity. Haha. But it's a good thing I didn't because then I'd have to switch this blog and report it for "sexually explicit content". And also, it would gross you out.
I panicked when I saw it. Bob couldn't sit nor stand straight. I tried massaging him behind his ears to calm him, because I wasn't sure what he was feeling. It must have hurt. That thing was...abnormal! So it should be hurting.
But for all I know, he may be enjoying it.
Yeow.....I don't know!
So, I googled it up. I wasn't even sure what I'd Google. I didn't know what words to use. I tried: dog penis all the way out. Then dog penis won't go back. Then dog penis won't retract. (Oh boy, all this use of "penis" on this blog entry is going to attract perverts to this blog!!!)
Whatever Google returned from my search, nothing registered when I was trying to read it. I was worried sick about Bob and feared that thing stays stuck and we'd have to go to the vet for an operation.
One of my searches gave me this:
Did it say "PUSH IT BACK"?? I'd have to hold that thing myself???
I then called my son to the rescue. I couldn't say it in words, so I pointed IT at him. My son only saw that Bob was licking his thing and had a partial view of the, uh... exposure. But he got it right away and nonchalantly said, "Ahhhh, Mom. That's normal."
"He has done it before."
He what?! When? Why? What?!
"You and Dad were out and Daphne was in heat and they were going crazy. It happened to the other dogs, too."
Ha?!!!! So this is normal? Did you see how long that thing is???
"It's normal. Google it up, Mom."
"Can you google it up and find the answers? I tried but I don't understand what I read. Ang haba kasi parang abnormal. It was this long, nak!" *motioned with my fingers to emphasize IT WAS THIS LONG*
My son said, as any teenager would apparently say when he can't say the right words --- "Weh?"
Anyway, while Sean and I were still talking about what happened, Bob's penis miraculously went back to normal. I was relieved beyond anything!
"Mom, he looks tired..." noticed Sean. I didn't know what to say. I think we just witnessed a masturbating dog or something.
|All better now.|
I've got something to ask the Vet next time we see him.